Take your life in your hands

Where is a zebra crossing when you need one? Indeed where is anyone when you need one?

I admire lollipop ladies. I admire local councils even more – for not seeing fit to set up traffic lights close to schools. Why not make it part of the curriculum: How to cross a road in three easy and safe steps. As life skills go it might come in useful.

And yes, I know I am in a bad mood. But what are blogs for if not to bounce around in the confined padded space of one’s idiocy?

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